I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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