going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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