But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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