we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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