Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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