its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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