awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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