It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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