I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
