Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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