He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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