which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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