i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She even gives head with a lisp.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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