Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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