this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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