She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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