Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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