I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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