Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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