The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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