So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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