i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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