Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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