these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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