I forgot how hot balto sounded
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Randomize
