your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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