i think i have two assholes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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