maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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