i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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