hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you guys were way drunker than both of me
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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