and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
why is half of my head shaved?
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