I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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