Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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