You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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