Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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