So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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