i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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