why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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