I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
