We won't sleep together?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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