did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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