Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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