I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
only you would photoshop your dick
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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