Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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