So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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