I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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