i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
