absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
