marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
