...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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