When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Watching her eat just hurts me
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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