went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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