We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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