just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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